F*** Akon!

That always gets some attention. I'm a hater. Say hi to me Maino. You too, Swizzy. I mean, I must be, right? I must be a hater because I don't like Akon. I must just have no appreciation for his music. Well, that's because his music represents everything wrong with commercial, terrestrial radio: one song bleeds into the next and sounds exactly the same. Plus, this dude stays in trouble. Not like 2Pac, interesting trouble but more like Olsen Twin-trouble. 

Let me see... Lied about his criminal past, threw a teenage white kid off stage, dry humped an underage girl on stage and most recently dropped bows on another girl who was just trying to touch his midget body. I mean, we all thought Lauren was the most screwed up one from the Refugee camp... Nah, nah. The Konvict got em all beat. 

Now, I can really just shake my head and turn the other cheek with all of the above things but add those to the horrible Michael Jackson project, "Smack That" and the fact that everyone knows T-Pain is more talented (which is just scary to write, let alone think at all) and you get an abomination of music and celebrity. Shit, even Gwen Stefani is pissed at Aliaune. 

This is my blog so I can say what I want. I don't care what you think. Dude gets the gas face from me. I'll take Nate Dogg's worst hook any day over an Akon track, even if the God Rakim was on it. 

TJ Swann begat Nate Dogg who begat Akon... Except Nate Dogg is DOPE! Shit, I didn't forget about Kokane...

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